Hal Cruttenden

Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

wednesday 11 november 2026

£20.00 +bf

doors 7.00pm : show 7.30pm : ends 9.30pm

16 years & over*

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Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2026 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.

His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.

'Reminded me of how much I love stand up' ★★★★ The Times

‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.’ ★★★★★ Daily Mirror

‘Naturally funny…challenging and provocative’ ★★★★ Daily Telegraph

• The venue and bar will be open from 6.45pm
• *Proof of age may be requested. The acceptable forms of ID are: Valid passport, a photo driving licence or a proof of age card such as the PASS card from the national Proof of Age Standards Scheme. No refunds will be issued for anyone under the age restriction stated above.

16 and 17 year olds may attend but must leave the venue once the show has ended.

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